i want to wear a huge, beautiful dress and run down a castle hallway at least ONCE
i want to wear a huge, beautiful dress and run down a castle hallway at least ONCE
*watches porn*
me: this intro is taking too long
*skips one minute*
*they eating ass*
me: now i gotta rewind because ive obviously missed a key element to the story
a.) it’s me
b.) My name is Elder Price
c.)is it me you’re looking for?
d.) Darkness, my old friend
e.) boys…
f.) My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.